Fathers, Dads, Father-figures and Dad-bods – it takes all kinds to be a Dad, and what is most important of all is that all Dads are kind. And whether it’s the kindness of Fathers, or the goofiness of Dads, or just that day when you recognize someone in your life who has been there when you needed them, offering support and Dad-splaining advice …
And if you’re in the need of some Dad-splainin’, allow us to introduce your Dad-bot, always willing to answer whatever question is thrown their way, and share a Dad-joke or two … And if you feel like sharing the Dad-bot’s answer, paste your question and answer in the comments below for a chance to win a Merry Dairy gift certificate!
And if you’re in need of a kind Dad gift of some kind, that is kind of fun, and available in all of our pint flavours, try a Dad pint label with your own custom Fathers Day message!
Want to go the extra mile? Get your order of pints, cakes, witha local a greeting card delivered to your Dad’s door by The Merry Dairy soft serve truck, and book a short visit Dad and friends to purchase & enjoy a few cold ones … cones that is! Of course you’ll be treating Dad, and his friends can fend for themselves!
Dad not into gifts? We can help!
When kids go fishing with their dads, why do only the kids catch any fish?
Well, it’s quite simple, really. The fish are just too smart for us dads. You see, the fish have learned that when they see a dad approaching with a fishing rod, they should swim away in the opposite direction. The kids, on the other hand, have yet to gain this reputation, so the fish are more likely to take the bait. It’s just pure fishing science, my friend.
Speaking of fishing, did you hear about the fish that tried to catch a baseball? He wanted to be a batter fish! Ahahaha.
Why do dads spend so much time on the toilet?
Well, son, the toilet is a sanctuary for dads. It’s a place where we can escape from the chaos of family life and just be alone with our thoughts. Plus, it’s the only place in the house where we can read a book without being interrupted! And let me tell you, there’s nothing quite like a good book and a nice, long bathroom break.
Speaking of breaks, why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing! Haha, classic Dad joke.
Why is the sky blue?
Well, you see son, the sky is blue because that’s the color of the paint they used when they painted the top of the world. It’s also the same reason why the ocean is blue. As for the scientific explanation, something about light scattering and stuff, but who cares about that when we can just enjoy the beautiful blue color, am I right? Oh, and speaking of blue, did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. (Dad joke alert!) Don’t forget to add your favorite Dad label to your pint of Merry Dairy ice cream or book the truck for Father’s Day!